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[Wednesday
October 19th, 2005 at 11:04pm]

It's true, I'm a mess without livejournal.
In other news, tomorrow I have my first job interview ever at Michaels.
I'm excited. Cross 'em for me.
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poem [Wednesday
October 5th, 2005 at 9:48pm]
how do you send your love letters, your soft fragile graphite hearts,
when your mailman is raw with heart ache;
red-faced, charcoal-tongued, granite-handed, stormy-eyed
and collapsed at the feet of his linen-laced bride,
asleep in a sea of glass, the sheets stained burgundy,
and her broken mouth, cries out a desperate symphony

The envelop fades at the seams in it's little metal coffin,
it's red flag weary in waiting and anxious for attention.
& you should be pleased to know it’s not why he never phoned
He fancied fashioning himself in female accessories
& now you’re just another embarrassing t-shirt
Flaunting the name of a place you’ve never been
Lying among leftovers and letdowns
More outdated than outgrown, like home you’ve always known

In case you missed it, your wife’s dead in her own vomit
Died coughing up wedding vows reeking of regret
& the naïve little doe, waiting by the phone,
She’s the one you brought home that night before
Her earrings on the TV stand, almost as incriminating as a diaphragm

&I suppose it only goes to show, that every loving hold
Goes to and fro, for every kiss there is a hit
For every lover, there is a martyr


An obvious work in progess.
Comments?
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[Thursday
September 22nd, 2005 at 9:29pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]


SARA A LA BABE!
K-NOT, but atleast i'm not punkrawkcore anymore
and in my book thats a big thumbs up.

ANYWAYSSS, LIFE IS WEARING ME THIN.
I dont believe i've ever been so tired.

so today i got beat up by teflon pans.
(i'm dead serious i have three bandaids to prove it)

& I'm going to montreal nov 11-13!

& since when am i the college essay slave
paid in burritos and kisses? today, i guess.
i just dont want to be blamed if babycakes
doesnt get into AI.

kbye.

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[Friday
September 16th, 2005 at 3:18pm]
MY LIFE IS DOOMED TO BE RUINED BY JOE.
lame lame lame.

somebody come out with me.
IM stopeatingcars.
CALL ME?
IEEEEEE PRZPRZPRZ!?
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[Thursday
September 15th, 2005 at 12:03pm]

When I feel like shit, I look like this

So, thanks to the lack of vanilla soy milk
i was forced to use 2% and
thus my body betrayed me.
halfway en route to school and
i start getting stomache spasms.
by the morning announcements
i felt like i was on fire
& and i had goosebumps. So I ran home.
& got all the sick out of me.
That's my cute little anti-dairy story.

since then i've been partying it up.
okay i'm lying. i've been sleeping
with about 8 pillows 2 blankets
and the air condition on full blast.

So today I have to help Evan with
his college essay for AI
for obvious reasons, i'm brilliant.
& then I need to bake for the keyclub
busting out peanut butter chocolate chip cookies
& pretty polka dot pastel cuppy cakes? eff ya.
that's just how i roll.

in other news my ears are naturally a 12 gage?
i spent $12 on what i assumed to be yellow
curry last night BUT it had mushrooms?!
which is odd because there is not one recipe
for yellow curry that includes mushrooms.
i dont know maybe not hire blind chefs?
thanks thai village thanks.

anyways, this blows.
i'm going back to sleep.

p.s. Belle and Sebastian's Dear Catastrophe Waitress album is gold.
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[Saturday
September 10th, 2005 at 1:14pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

So, last night Evan had his first show.Collapse )
& it was a fest to remember.

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[Tuesday
September 6th, 2005 at 4:38pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

So basically American history brings me to tears.
OKAY, it doesn't.
But i hate it all the same.

I watched speak last night and laughed
pretty much the whole way through.
way to go lifetime with uh..RUINING EVERYTHING.
& who gets raped in the passenger seat with
the fucking door open? WEIRDOS!
I apologise if the above statement applies to you

Tonight i'm seeing dad for the first time since maine.
dang, daddio is down on his game.
hopefully this means barns and noble is in the cards.

so, some one put my bras in the dryer, & they fought
and i tried and tried but i cant untagle them.
so i'm pretty bummed.

& I redid my myspace

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[Tuesday
August 30th, 2005 at 10:28pm]
First day of school was today.
Overall, it looks like a good year.
Last year I had no one in my classes.
This year I was blessed.
Unfortunately Evan and I have differnt lunches.
I have first lunch. I'm in 119.
I just just finished all my summer assignments
& I cant wait to go to read a new Jodi Piccoult novel!
I havent been to the ymca since thursday.
I adore apples and peanut butter.

I'm buying two tickets for bright eyes
if Evan has work, the ticket is up for dibs.

I haave the worst headache and I'm going to bed.
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[Monday
August 29th, 2005 at 10:05pm]
So, here's the story.
Friday i colored my hair burgundy.
Saturday Dee okayed me getting chunky foils.
45 minutes later my hair is yellow and fried.
I've never seen mushy hair before,
the kind that falls apart if you smush
it between your fingers. I was freaked.
So, I paid forty dollars for that + hair repair juice.

Yesterday, I bought loreal color pulse for $6
( this product deserves sainthood.)
because it has no chemicals and it's super gentle.
Needless to say, I'm back being fabulous.
& it feels pretty goodCollapse )
!!!!
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[Sunday
August 28th, 2005 at 7:30pm]

SHUT UP ALREADY, YOU'RE JEALOUS!
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[Sunday
August 28th, 2005 at 3:49pm]
MY CALF MUSCLES ARE BASICALLY JUST BOULDERS GLUED TO MY LEGS.
IT'S KIND OF DISGUSTING.

p.s. who the fuck said Owen Meany and Black Boy werent on sparknotes.com?
DAAAAANG. How long did it take me to discover that English teachers LIE LIE LIE?

GUESS WHO'S HAIR IS RUINED TWO DAYS BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS?
IF IT'S NOT FIXED, FLAT OUT NOT LEAVING THE HOUSE, SUCK IT.

heh, i talk like Owen Meany.
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[Friday
August 26th, 2005 at 12:51pm]
[ mood | busy ]

So, I'm incapable of using a scale.
You know those retarded ones in doctor offices?
Yeah, well, due to the fact that I cant use them I'm going out of my mind.
I dont think it's possible to loose 3 lbs in 2 days or to not loose anything in two weeks.

Whatev.
Tonight I'm dying my hair red and saturday I'm going to dee for a trim & foils.
I'm one paragraph closer to finishing my summer reading report, go me.

In other news, I've been very ignorant-americanly pronouncing norweigian sweety Sondre lerche's name SON-DRAH LER-CHEE like any normal neanderthal only to find out it is infact pronounced son-drah lair-kay.
I'm hoping he puts out a cd next year and tours new england.



Anyways, I've got things to do, leave already.

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[Saturday
August 20th, 2005 at 10:02pm]
I'm back from Maine.
Tidbits:tampon fights, scrabble & uno, morning kisses, labsta, feeding flowers to duckies, nofat no sugar pudding, fighting over who sucks at paddeling the canoe, putting rocks in my mommy's purse, going on 72 hour farting rampages, 6 hour car rides & OUR ZENS DYING, chillin at the holiday inn, the must love dogs soundtrack that my mother bought and tortured us with all week, nair sugar wax removing all of four hairs from my legs, super wallmart and it's premade outfits for impromptu mini vacas, daddy & nice talks on the dock, the worst aunt sallys EVER, people with the last name "Mace--just like ya face", etc.

Basically Maine had good pie. The enthusiasum ends there.

picturesCollapse )
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[Wednesday
August 10th, 2005 at 7:12pm]
Since I'm kind of tired of being a fatty I've been killing myself the last two days.
I've worked out for two hours yesterday and today and eliminated sugar, large doses of sodium( i.e. ramen & the noodles mixes I adore), regular soda, fried foods, and pretty much all carbs from my diet.
This leaves me very little options but whatev, I'm dealing.

& as much as this has been such a difficult change, I feel so much better for it.
Getting up early and pushing myself helps motivate me to do other things I normally wouldnt.
& I've replaced altoids sour apple gum and recees puffs with carefree sugarless gum and special k red berries.

I left at seven this morning and didnt get home until 12:30.
Now keep in mind I did take public transportation, but still.

Anyways, I'm leaving saturday, the day I'm getting my period, yessss.
I'll be in Kennebunk port,ME for a week.
Hopefully I'll finish black boy before I leave because I promised Evan we'd roast marshmellows with it.
Try to miss me moderately.

pictures from copleyCollapse )
p.s. gilmore girls is awesome because they make references to belle and sebastian.
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[Sunday
August 7th, 2005 at 4:11pm]
Tell me three things you'd like me to take photos of. I will compile the requests and post them in a separate entry. Then, if you have a camera, do this in your own journal, and I will ask you for pictures.
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